Alicia Keys - Butterflies

New found respect for Alicia Keys. I mean... wow. This has got to be the most beautiful song I've ever heard. And it describes the feeling perfectly.

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare;

Bad Breath

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo, cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of a folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string

Slap the turkey neck and it's hangin from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax, fallin' on a termite
That's chokin on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)

AHAA! YOU had my bum trinklet!

Hello world.
This is just me - Ninja (My real name's too boring)
And this is how I deal with my problems.


Dad: You can start dating at 32.
Ninja: AHAA! YOU dated a girl when you were 16! I know this because I have contacts!

Bausch and Lomb

xx

School batch: You kissed a girl. You are now an untouchable.
Ninja: AHAA! YOU think you're a 12th grader... but YOU are actually in preschool! Don't come too close or i'll kiss you too, a-goo-goo!

Pampers

xx


Bitch: I sent you a useless nasty messege on your mothers cell phone.
Ninja: AHAA! YOU thought I was bored enough to read your texts... but YOU were mistaken!

My mother finds you rather entertaining

xx


Physics teacher: I am sorry to report that you've failed.
Ninja: AHAA! It isn't an 18, it's an 81! YOU thought you could total... but YOU were wrong! Face the wrath of my pencil box!

Metallic Stationary

xx


Brother: I'm using the laptop, Ninja.
Ninja: AHAA! YOU thought you could boss me around... but YOU have just openly accepted me as your superior! Hand over the highly developed electronic device, fool, or face the wrath of my deadliest weapon yet - biodegradable toilet paper!

Seriously, what?

xx


Boy: I'm publicly breaking up with you on facebook. It wasn't meant to be.
Ninja: AHAA! YOU thought you were capable of love... But YOU aren't even capable of ...well.. ROOOOBY DOOOBY DOOO! ;)

"And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Freud"

Dear John.

Matt Weddle - Hey Ya (Acoustic Cover) [with lyrics]